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Mission Statement

Minifinity has a long and distinguished tradition of upholding all that is good and righteous about Mini Ownership.
Yeah right! We're just a bunch of drunken reprobates on the long and winding road to Longbridge like the rest. But we do it with more style. Check out our Mission Statement to find out what makes us tick.

Horoscopes

What's does the coming week hold in store for you and your Mini? Find out here with the help of Minifinitys very own mystic, Miss WhateverHerNameIs.

Automotive Humour

Sometimes you've gotta laugh or else you'd cry, and that's especially true when it comes to Mini ownership. Sick of grazed knuckles, rusted bolts and nonsensical instructions that appear to be written in a foreign language? Then maybe you should check out our Translation of the Haynes Manual into Common English, or the Idiots Guide to the Toolbox.
Or if that doesn't lighten up your day, perhaps you should have a read of the Dictionary of Obscure Motoring Terms.

Mini Art Gallery

Who needs Monet or Picasso when you've got the combined artistic talents of the Minifinity membership? This gallery contains stunning original Mini artwork by members of Minifinity, along with some examples of the talents of Minifinitys photographic wizards.
If you'd like to contribute either Mini artwork or photographs to our art gallery, just drop us a mail, and we'll sort it out.

GameZone

Are you the King of Pacman? Or the Queen of Tetris? The Prince of Snake? Or the Acting Junior Assistant Vice President in Charge of Beating the Hell Out of Innocent Penguins? Either way, it's time to get your fingers dancing across the keyboard in The Game Zone.

Arts and Crafts

Can you be trusted with scissors? Are you sure? Have you got a printer? OK then, click here to download the very latest in rust-free biodegradable 3D table top Mini technology. That's right kids, it's your very own cut-out-and-glue-together Mini.

Snorty

Snorty is published every Sunday. Check him out on www.snorty.net

Snorty Archive
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Latest minis forsale on Pistonheads

Cars for Sale
  • Swap for Mini Classic...BMW 1999 V REG,HPI CLEAR,85000 . (2,300GBP)
    BMW E46 1900 CC ENGINE 4 DOOR SALOON.4 OWNERS FROM NEW, 84000 MILES GENUINE WITH FULL GOLD HPI REPORT.THIS CAR IS IN FANTASTIC CONDITION IN AND OUT, NO DINTS, NO RUST OR SCABS, RUNS LIKE A CLOCK VERY QUIET 1900 ENGINE THATS FANTASTIC ON PETROL AS WELL.FULL BMW TOOL KIT...
  • Mini Racing Flame Red Checkmate (950GBP)
    Classic limited edition Flame Red mini. G reg, only 2 lady owners from new.Mileage 83,000No tax/MOT - currently SORNedV5 document presentGood condition but has usual bits of rust on front wings & A frames.This is my much loved car, known as "Gilly" that I have to sell as I'm a...
  • Mini mayfair only 20k from new, One owner (3,400GBP)
    Mini mayfair 1988 20000 from newFor sale is this stunning 88 mini With only 20000 miles from new and only a one owner car, Fully service history to back the milage, Every mot from newNever been welded in its life, Always lived in the same garage from the day it...
  • Cooper S Mk2, Nut and bolt rebuild (14,500GBP)
    Cooper S Mk2 Fully rebuiltThis genuine S was rebuilt back in 2005 and never used, It was put into storage up to 2010 and now is ready for the summerFull nut and bolt restoration done to a very high standard, Still its original shell and was originally black from new...
  • Cooper S Mk3 (Genuine) (9,500GBP)
    For sale is this gorgeous mk3 Cooper SThis car has been on show in a millionaires antique shop up to 2009Originally restored back in 1990 and never used only has done around 7000 miles in 20 years. Now on 82000 which is very low for a car of this ageAll...
  • 1991 Rover Mini Cooper 1275cc Great Condition (3,250GBP)
    British Racing green with white cooper roof, last of the carburettor model. Has big single SU carb and big exhaust. Car professionally resprayed 2 years ago, A panels, door skins and boot skin replaced at that time, new clutch, new rubbers, new lights, new tyres, new battery. Restored as original...
  • Cooper Sport on 2031 miles from new!! (11,750GBP)
    Mini Cooper sport on 2031 miles from new! This outstanding unique car has been the pride and joy of its last owner for 7 years. He bought it from family friend who was too old to drive it and has cared for it more than driven it. The condition is...
  • Morris Mini Cooper 1969 Race\Hillclimb (5,500GBP)
    Genuine 1969 Morris Mini Cooper Race\Hillclimb car in british racing green with a white roof ; chassis # KA2561303302A engine # 99H377CH1628 correctly registered with a present V5.This car has been a race car from the early 70s and has been raced extensively over the years in various categories including...
  • ROVER MINI COOPER 1997 IMMACULATE (3,995GBP)
    ROVER MINI COOPER, 1997 IN EXCEPTIONAL CONDITION, FAMILY OWNED LAST FIVE YEARS ONLY USED IN SUMMER MONTHS IN DRY WEATHER, GARAGED, STANDARD CAR EXCEPT FOR PLAY MINI EXHAUST AND CD PLAYER. NEW MOT AND TAX FINISHED IN FLAME RED WITH WHITE ROOF, WOODEN DASH, JOHN COOPER MATS, HALF LEATHER SEATS...
  • Classic Mini Cooper (3,400GBP)
    1999 1.3i Mini Cooper in Metallic Navy Blue and Old English White with bonnet strips and Cooper decals.72000 miles on the clock with a full service history and loads of work carried out on it with receipts to show for it. Had new skuttle panel and new sills fitted recently...